- me: [walking past book store]
- me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
- mom: no
1 minute ago with 192,320 notes
hi slut!
miracels? yes i've seen
- me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
- me:
- me: is that the sun
5 minutes ago with 193,346 notes
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
8 minutes ago with 76,977 notes
HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF
LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY
JUST
OOPS
I FELL
me
Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something.
That pigeon did not fall.
IT WAS PUSHED.
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
22 minutes ago with 251,204 notes
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
23 minutes ago with 67,060 notes
