me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
danisnotonfire: hey guys! i’m gonna do my liveshow another night as i’m so jetlagged come back from the usa, i’ve literally spent the last 4 hours like this: i don’t think i have a nose anymore??
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
sometimes-im-dreaming: self hate is my biggest weapon you cant hate me more than i hate me it’s physically impossible i win
Anonymous asked: Czemu kłamiesz, że robisz tunel? Te rozpychacze to tylko atrapy.
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
undercover-witch: microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
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