May 2013
3 tags
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
danisnotonfire:
hey guys! i’m gonna do my liveshow another night as i’m so jetlagged come back from the usa, i’ve literally spent the last 4 hours like this:
i don’t think i have a nose anymore??
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
2 tags
sometimes-im-dreaming:
self hate is my biggest weapon you cant hate me more than i hate me it’s physically impossible i win
3 tags
Anonymous asked: Czemu kłamiesz, że robisz tunel? Te rozpychacze to tylko atrapy.
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
undercover-witch:
microcroft:
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
“Straciłeś dla mnie tyle czasu, że poczułem się ważny”
– Mały Książe (via mrsmalyrusek) 